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ROLLER DERBY

 [roh-ler dur-bee]

Noun

1. Addictive, expensive, leads to disintegration of normal human relationships.

See: cocaine

2. Gives you: strong legs, great ass, bruises, instant sisters, confidence
Takes from you: time, sanity, life savings, tears, sweat.

See: I might be starving and crazy, but check out the new wheels I bought.

3. My life

Welcome to Australia, where even the herbivores are out to get you.

Welcome to Australia, where even the herbivores are out to get you.