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ROLLER DERBY

 [roh-ler dur-bee]

Noun

1. Addictive, expensive, leads to disintegration of normal human relationships.

See: cocaine

2. Gives you: strong legs, great ass, bruises, instant sisters, confidence
Takes from you: time, sanity, life savings, tears, sweat.

See: I might be starving and crazy, but check out the new wheels I bought.

3. My life

trollerderby:

Cuando las madres van a los partidos y ven a sus hijas ser bloqueadas.
When moms go to the bouts and see their daughters being hit.

trollerderby:

Cuando las madres van a los partidos y ven a sus hijas ser bloqueadas.

When moms go to the bouts and see their daughters being hit.

marvelderbyref:

What I ACTUALLY look like in EVERY photograph taken of me during a bout.

marvelderbyref:

What I ACTUALLY look like in EVERY photograph taken of me during a bout.

marvelderbyref:

When you’re the only female in an all male ref crew at a bout.

marvelderbyref:

When you’re the only female in an all male ref crew at a bout.

marvelderbyref:

NSOs are my heroes! <3 

marvelderbyref:

NSOs are my heroes! <3 

rdjunkies:

We may have gotten destroyed in this bout, but like when playing golf, a few small victories can make you feel a lot better.

Maelstrom got themselves in to a bit of penalty trouble before the end of the previous jam. Going up against a two-wall is a perfect time to use the mohawk slide-around move to take advantage of the extra space on the track.

A high speed slide-around against a Mass Maelstrom two wall.

marvelderbyref:

When EVERY SINGLE skater comes up to thank every ref after a bout.

marvelderbyref:

When EVERY SINGLE skater comes up to thank every ref after a bout.

kattapocalypse:

Help? I love horror movies, gore, metal, goth shit, nature, autumn, October, Halloween, etc. You get the point. Any suggestions?

Autumn Slaughtern!
Hallowscream
Fredrica Kruger
Gwhore

marvelderbyref:

When I don’t remember most of the after bout party.

marvelderbyref:

When I don’t remember most of the after bout party.

umbreon-girl:

Been meaning to post these for a while, but been too lazy. All pick up lines courtesy of my friend Alex, who’s talent on roller skates (and lack of being in a profession that requires her not be broken) I will forever be insanely jealous of. HERE WE GO

  • Hey baby, are you a jammer? Because you’ve…
derbydeets:

When I forget I’m scrimmaging with the freshies

derbydeets:

When I forget I’m scrimmaging with the freshies

southerneclair:

Lessons from roller derby that double as metaphors for life:

1. You’re going to fall down. That’s part of it. Learn how to fall right.

2. When you fall, don’t lie there like a jackass in the way. You’re not doing anybody any good down there. Get your ass back up and keep going.

3. If a…